Phone-addicted Friends Pillows

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"You know, there are other emojis."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

'Okay, I'm going to make the phone ring just once, and I want you to refrain from picking up. Bite the towel if you have to.

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

Modern Narcissism

Even Superheroes Are Always On Their Phones

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

Family Time

'Excuse me mom, I've got to take a call.'

Four Stages of Communication: Tell, Bell, Cell, Hell.

"Can we wrap this up? Our phones need charging."

Pizza Delivery Delays

'No need to text me your answer to that. I'm right here.'

'Please, pay attention.'

"What an awful morning. I left home without my phone."

"We're too late - the zombie apocalypse has beaten us to this planet."

"You know, there are also some people who should never have children, hint hint...."

Social Media Blues

"OMG! The PDA was 2 much. I was lol. . . Oh, sorry Daddy, I'm just so use to texting!"

"Julie, are you live tweeting this!?"

"The doctor said I've got 'texter's slump'."

Able to Google Stuff Man

Evolution

Some emails just can't be ignored.

"Can I call you back? I'm right in the middle of something."

Evolution