Ring. If that me calling, I'm obviously not here.
Phone Avoidance Pillows
Add a touch of humor to their space with pillows that say it all—great for anyone who enjoys a break from their phone and a cozy nap or relaxed lounge.
"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"
I.T. Fear
"I'll be a bit late... sorry."
Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.
'Okay, I'm going to make the phone ring just once, and I want you to refrain from picking up. Bite the towel if you have to.
Modern Narcissism
'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'
'I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism.'
'I could text you...I can fax you...I can email you...I could ring you...Lunch?...I can't make it.'
Automated customer service.
"Can we wrap this up? Our phones need charging."
"Doctor, your client with the multiple personality disorder, is on lines one, two, three and four."
'Would you stop with the Twitter alerts already? I'm standing right behind you.'
Pizza Delivery Delays
"Knowing two languages is sure handy when telemarketers call."
"OMG! The PDA was 2 much. I was lol. . . Oh, sorry Daddy, I'm just so use to texting!"
Even though I'm on the do-not-call-list telemarketers manage to ruin my hibernation again.
"The doctor said I've got 'texter's slump'."
"Can I call you back? I'm right in the middle of something."
Evolution
'Ahem. No txtng PLZ."
Houdini 2019
'Your texting addiction sticks out like a sore thumb.'
'Sorry, I can't talk now, Mr. Harris, I'm texting right now! I'll take whatever punishment you want to give me.'
"This ‘no BlackBerrys in the conference room’ rule is killing me."
"Sorry, but I didn't switch from unsanitary handshakes to fist bumps just to start group hugging!"
I told you not to text and spin, Simone.
"Beastly sorry about all these interruptions."
The Perils Of Texting While Conducting.
Champagne cork stopping sand in hourglass
'I'm sorry but the manager doesn't like me taking calls at work!'
"Er, no. He's out at the moment."
A frog answers a phone
CAN'T FIND CHARGER
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