Text Avoidance Enthusiast Pillows

"I didn't want to get pulled over for texting, so I wrote you this letter while driving over."

Polly txt speak

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

TAP TAP TAP TAP

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

"Textin’"

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

'How about a walk!'

Moo Out Loud

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

'Let's send her a text message; 'You're FIRED!''

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

Giving Things Up For Lent.

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

I'll be honest, Jerry - When you invited me to join your book club, this is not what I expected.

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

Social Networking.

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

"It's not easy texting my mother. She's an English teacher and all she does is correct my spelling."

Dog Messages

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

'I hate it when I have to talk on my phone.'

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

"Ok, so I just texted everybody my commencement speech."

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

'I see you both texted that you never talk.'

OMG UR HOT