Text Avoidance Enthusiast Pillows

"I didn't want to get pulled over for texting, so I wrote you this letter while driving over."

Polly txt speak

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

TAP TAP TAP TAP

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

"Textin’"

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

'How about a walk!'

Moo Out Loud

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

'Let's send her a text message; 'You're FIRED!''

Giving Things Up For Lent.

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

Social Networking.

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

"It's not easy texting my mother. She's an English teacher and all she does is correct my spelling."

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

'I hate it when I have to talk on my phone.'

Dog Messages

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

OMG UR HOT

'Are you going to answer my text message or not?'

'I see you both texted that you never talk.'

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

"Ok, so I just texted everybody my commencement speech."

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."