Text Addict Pillows

"My talking to myself used to annoy people, so now I text myself."

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

"You know, there are other emojis."

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

Text Culture

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Textin’"

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

The Smartass Phone

'It's my own fault. I never upgraded my skills. I was replaced by a man half my age with a more advanced smartphone and hundreds of productive apps.'

'Okay, I'm going to make the phone ring just once, and I want you to refrain from picking up. Bite the towel if you have to.

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

I'll be honest, Jerry - When you invited me to join your book club, this is not what I expected.

Social Networking.

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

"Noooooooooooo!"

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"It's not easy texting my mother. She's an English teacher and all she does is correct my spelling."

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

Modern Narcissism

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

Dog Messages

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"