Text Message Addict Pillows

'Can we go back to texting each other throughout the day rather than a whole dinner conversation?'

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"You know, there are other emojis."

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

"Textin’"

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

'How about a walk!'

Moo Out Loud

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

'Let's send her a text message; 'You're FIRED!''

Giving Things Up For Lent.

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

'Okay, I'm going to make the phone ring just once, and I want you to refrain from picking up. Bite the towel if you have to.

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

Social Networking.

"It's not easy texting my mother. She's an English teacher and all she does is correct my spelling."

Dog Messages

'I hate it when I have to talk on my phone.'

Modern Narcissism

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

OMG UR HOT

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

'Are you going to answer my text message or not?'

"Ok, so I just texted everybody my commencement speech."