Phone-free Promoter Gifts

Annoyed woman with phone

Create some buzz!

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

'How do I get people to visit my...'

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

Meet the Shameless Self-Promoter 2 PM

"With your voice and my marketing skills, we'll sell records by the million!"

Garage Music

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

Make love not war

An honesty of agents

'Ahem. No txtng PLZ."

In the interest of the environment, no plastic bags issued with purchases.

'Oh I retired a few months back...I'm a promoter now.'

'Usherettes and razzamatazz won't bring back the crowds - we need some new lions'.

"Narrative play is dead."

"So much for that publicity stunt."

"We're going paperless, so we'll have to find you another office."

"I've got to take this. It's somebody at a much better party."

Archers.

"And now, our newest hit song..."

Oli was a walking advertisement for thickening & revitalizing shampoos & conditioners.

What about the company car you promised?

"You gotta admit, they rock PRETTY hard for a group with no arms."

Trucker advertises his podcast.

"Well done, another winner, Haskins."

"I hear good things about you from your publicist."

Manager: 'EXCELLENT promoting Jan! It's another RECORD crowd!'

Happy Birthday Superstar DJ!

'Could we get the Stones to play 'Satisfaction' when we pull out of Iraq?'

'Looks like the milk depot are doing a promotion on fireworks again.'

Get Your Head Out Of Your Phone

Plastic bag leaves

'One...two....threee! Paper covers rock again! Well, I win another fifty bucks.'

Less Summer More Love