Phone Dropper Pillows

"Water circulates in the same direction. Believe me...I've dropped my phone in toilets in both hemispheres."

Children arguing over the name of a fish

Hip-hop cops on stage.

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

'Try his land line.'

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

"Holly and Michael were growing envious of their son's imaginary friend… Rickey and me are going to the Knicks game with Bruce Springsteen!"

Stage Fright.

Bell invents the telephone.

"In the olden days, people used payphones. Beats me how they took selfies!"

Boom Box

'It's for you.'

"Why couldn't you open that wide during the procedure?"

"I've traveled billions of light-years and visited countless planets. Earth is the only place I can't get a signal."

Obscene Hollywood phone call

"I just pick a new one each season. How else would you get a new Apple?"

"I'm sorry, but I'm afraid your son just isn't very smart."

'I'm sorry, but I'm not allowed to sell you that smart phone without first verifying your IQ.'

"Dropping a spoon means a beautiful woman will visit soon."

"Ah! It feels so good to check something off my to-do list!"

"I forgot my phone."

'Can he get back to you - he's couch-surfing at the moment.'

"I've asked you never to call me during naptime."

'I though I'd developed tinnitus, then I remembered we still have a landline.'

'Your teeth are okay, but your gums will have to come out.'

"We're hoping he'll end up on the street - Harley, Downing, Wall..."

Selfie sticks growing on trees.

Car cries out for classical music, while young lad wants to put on loud pumping music.

"This whole time we could've been charging our phones."

'Right that's half the Christmas shopping done dear.'

'Sorry, I've just pressed the wrong button.'

"Aren't you supposed to get rid of the old mobile, when you buy a new one."