Street Name Dropper Pillows

"We're hoping he'll end up on the street - Harley, Downing, Wall..."

Children arguing over the name of a fish

Steve found himself on his travels.

Hip-hop cops on stage.

'I'm Anna Nicole Smith. But not THE Anna Nicole Smith!'

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

'Who else have I written for? Ridge Park Avenue, 7th Street, Elm Road, Thornwood Drive...'

"That reminds me of the time Hamlet and I – did I mention I knew Hamlet? – Hamlet and I..."

"Holly and Michael were growing envious of their son's imaginary friend… Rickey and me are going to the Knicks game with Bruce Springsteen!"

Stage Fright.

Boom Box

"Why couldn't you open that wide during the procedure?"

"Your favourite and my favourite...whose name escapes me at the moment..."

"I'm broke, I'm back...and I'm willing to discuss law school."

Obscene Hollywood phone call

'... So then, I dropped out of university and hooked up with this nudist colony.'

"Sir, you've been downgraded to the baggage compartment."

"Dropping a spoon means a beautiful woman will visit soon."

'No, it's not my diploma. I dropped out. It's my birth certificate.'

Car cries out for classical music, while young lad wants to put on loud pumping music.

'If you can call yourself 'T-rex', I want to go by the name 'B-saurus.''

'Your teeth are okay, but your gums will have to come out.'

"Water circulates in the same direction. Believe me...I've dropped my phone in toilets in both hemispheres."

The End of Innocence

'He's very thorough about nose hair.'

'Right that's half the Christmas shopping done dear.'

"Remember, they're usually in the last place you'd look."

"I don't have kids because after twenty years of teaching there isn't a child's name I can hear that won't give me horrible flash backs."

"You're right! I have left something at home - me wallet!"

'Realistic council around here.'

Horatio Sparkins