Jaw Dropper Pillows

"Why couldn't you open that wide during the procedure?"

Travelling

Five doors: Push, Pull, Up High, Down Low, Too Slow.

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

Good Dentist ~ Bad Dentist

Children arguing over the name of a fish

Hip-hop cops on stage.

Fumes from furniture

'I'm Anna Nicole Smith. But not THE Anna Nicole Smith!'

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

Stage Fright.

"Holly and Michael were growing envious of their son's imaginary friend… Rickey and me are going to the Knicks game with Bruce Springsteen!"

Boom Box

Sardines swim in the form of a huge shark.

"I'll check the minutes of the last meeting, but I've got 'September Revolution' pencilled in."

What can I get you? Something light but filling. Flavorful but not too spicy. Healthy but not boring. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Something right in the middle. Neither here nor there. It must walk the line of non-offensive yet opinionated. I wonder if Arby's is taking applications. If I eat a sandwich in the woods and no one is around, do I make a sound?

Obscene Hollywood phone call

Early Gurning Centre

Why men hate shopping.

Pharmacist to lady: 'I'm juggling your prescriptions as we speak.'

Closing a Suitcase

"Dropping a spoon means a beautiful woman will visit soon."

'You really need to start washing your sock puppets.'

"Oh, yes, we know them. We hate them."

"Does your tooth still hurt?"

Chiropractor

Car cries out for classical music, while young lad wants to put on loud pumping music.

Snow Shark

'Your teeth are okay, but your gums will have to come out.'

"We're hoping he'll end up on the street - Harley, Downing, Wall..."

"Water circulates in the same direction. Believe me...I've dropped my phone in toilets in both hemispheres."

Bill's life coaching, helping you put the "Great" in Great White Shark.

'Right that's half the Christmas shopping done dear.'

'Make do with those until yours come back.'

'Does it hurt when I do this?'