Spoon Dropper Pillows

"Dropping a spoon means a beautiful woman will visit soon."

Soup of the month.

Why don't you ever like to spoon?

Kiss the Commander in Chef

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

Children arguing over the name of a fish

Hip-hop cops on stage.

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

'A Telegram, M'Lord.'

Stage Fright.

Holiday Overkill.

Yuri Geller as a 7 year old.

Flatware Follies.

Note: Remote control goes inside the soup spoon.

"Out bending spoons at Pop's diner."

"Why couldn't you open that wide during the procedure?"

Spoonstock.

"We never spoon anymore."

Obscene Hollywood phone call

"She looks slow—but watch how fast she moves when I put this disgusting thing in my mouth."

"You run away with me, you run away with my family."

"Wow, Tia Carmen...that's amazing! How do you do it?"

Spoonfest

"Water circulates in the same direction. Believe me...I've dropped my phone in toilets in both hemispheres."

"We're hoping he'll end up on the street - Harley, Downing, Wall..."

'Your teeth are okay, but your gums will have to come out.'

Make love and not war

Car cries out for classical music, while young lad wants to put on loud pumping music.

'I'm not sure that the 'Big Society' idea works with the Ministry of Defence.'

'Right that's half the Christmas shopping done dear.'

'Play Beethoven's Fifth and this ten pence piece is all yours!'

'I try to get through to her but all she wants to do is blend bloody spoons all day.'