Spoon Dropper Pillows

"Dropping a spoon means a beautiful woman will visit soon."

Soup of the month.

Why don't you ever like to spoon?

Kiss the Commander in Chef

Children arguing over the name of a fish

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

Hip-hop cops on stage.

'I'm Anna Nicole Smith. But not THE Anna Nicole Smith!'

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

'A Telegram, M'Lord.'

Holiday Overkill.

Yuri Geller as a 7 year old.

Stage Fright.

Flatware Follies.

Note: Remote control goes inside the soup spoon.

"Out bending spoons at Pop's diner."

"Why couldn't you open that wide during the procedure?"

Spoonstock.

Obscene Hollywood phone call

"We never spoon anymore."

"I deal with yours...you deal with mine."

"She looks slow—but watch how fast she moves when I put this disgusting thing in my mouth."

"Wow, Tia Carmen...that's amazing! How do you do it?"

'Uri Geller's First Job.' 'That's the 20th spoon you've bent today.'

"You run away with me, you run away with my family."

Spoonfest

Car cries out for classical music, while young lad wants to put on loud pumping music.

"Water circulates in the same direction. Believe me...I've dropped my phone in toilets in both hemispheres."

Make love and not war

'Your teeth are okay, but your gums will have to come out.'

"We're hoping he'll end up on the street - Harley, Downing, Wall..."

'I'm not sure that the 'Big Society' idea works with the Ministry of Defence.'

'I try to get through to her but all she wants to do is blend bloody spoons all day.'

'Right that's half the Christmas shopping done dear.'