Mic Dropper Pillows

Stage Fright.

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Children arguing over the name of a fish

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

Rock On

Shake it like a Polaroid picture...

Hip-hop cops on stage.

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

An Audio Technician's Pocket Knife

'I'm Anna Nicole Smith. But not THE Anna Nicole Smith!'

Matins 10 AM Open Pulpit

"Why couldn't you open that wide during the procedure?"

'They're both great quarterbacks, but I chose Matt as my starter because he's dating a celebrity!'

'Managers karaoke night'

Boom Box

Frankie Boyle

Mic drop

'Every year was the same. There was always some clown or comedian in Brian's intake of pupils.'

"You can't go on because you're 'feeling funny'? In your case it's so rare, make the most of it!"

Natalie Merchant

Obscene Hollywood phone call

"Dropping a spoon means a beautiful woman will visit soon."

"The minister is known to do a mic drop after a particularly good sermon."

Car cries out for classical music, while young lad wants to put on loud pumping music.

'Your teeth are okay, but your gums will have to come out.'

"We're hoping he'll end up on the street - Harley, Downing, Wall..."

"Water circulates in the same direction. Believe me...I've dropped my phone in toilets in both hemispheres."

'Right that's half the Christmas shopping done dear.'

Jon Gruden

Sen.Krupt. The microphone I didn't know was on took my remarks out of context.

"Here's another I wrote about pawning my guitar because I don't make enough writing songs."

Man playing a book like a violin.

"You don't have to do the mic drop move every time you chase a squirrel up a tree."