Mic Drop Enthusiast Pillows

"The minister is known to do a mic drop after a particularly good sermon."

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

Comedy School: 'Please knocky nicky nooo!'

The passing of a radio/tv personality.

Testing...Testing...1...2..3...

A Lesson in Leadership: Misplacing your keys isn't a problem, unless you have to enlist the whole school's support to find them.

Stage Fright.

Matins 10 AM Open Pulpit

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

Boom Box

'They're both great quarterbacks, but I chose Matt as my starter because he's dating a celebrity!'

Open Mic

'Without further ado, I will now choose my favourite microphone.'

Mic drop

The Gardener's Calendar: Your snowdrops will be looking their best now.

"You can't go on because you're 'feeling funny'? In your case it's so rare, make the most of it!"

'Every year was the same. There was always some clown or comedian in Brian's intake of pupils.'

In an effort to lure a younger generation of sailors the sirens start using autotune.

'True but only in practice, not in principle.'

"Surprise!"

Natalie Merchant

'Look at that lunatic...'

International Brotherhood of Audio Engineers: 'Is this thing on?'

Singer projecting her voice through a microphone.

'This is strictly off the record...'

'He'll not be writing any more quick-fire gags now he's crawling along at that speed, eh, Ern?'

'Some gagwriter you turned out to be!'

"We're replacing you with a drum machine."

'Huck me.'

Normally she wouldn't say boo to a goose!