Mic Drop Master Pillows

Mic drop

'They all want to play the star.'

Dialogue

George Michael

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

"An everything Martini, please."

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Ginger Baker.

Music producers.

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

Karaoke night.

Robbie Williams

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

The Four Tops in Concert

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

TV Chef Cooking Range

"When you hear me begin talking about our lousy sales figures, you guys create a distraction."

Hip-hop cops on stage.

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

'Just remember lads, when the drummer misses a beat we all miss a beat.'

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

An Audio Technician's Pocket Knife

"Easy day at school. Spelling was easy as ABC, math was easy as one two three, and music was easy as Do Re Mi."

'Tusking...one...two...three. Tusking one...two...three...'

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

"Well, we've for the melody down now, but I'm still not sure about the part where it goes, '...and they call the wind Dorcas Schnickelbaum.'"

Michail Glinka