Musical Master Pillows

An Evening Around the Piano

Can You Spot the Differences?

'They all want to play the star.'

Felix Mendelssohn

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Dialogue

Horti-Culture

I love my Timpani

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Hildegard von Bingen

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

"Scotch and water musick."

A baby playing on a grand piano

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Artist and Musician

Dynamite little combo

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

Orchestra conductor

Quartet.

May your Christmas be full of harmony

Three Ladies

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Malcolm Sargent

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

'Well Mimi, what's it going to be...medicine or the cello?'

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Kultural K9's.