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"The minister is known to do a mic drop after a particularly good sermon."

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

Comedy School: 'Please knocky nicky nooo!'

The passing of a radio/tv personality.

Testing...Testing...1...2..3...

The 80's boombox guy in the 21 century

Matins 10 AM Open Pulpit

Stage Fright.

A Lesson in Leadership: Misplacing your keys isn't a problem, unless you have to enlist the whole school's support to find them.

Boom Box

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

'They're both great quarterbacks, but I chose Matt as my starter because he's dating a celebrity!'

Open Mic

Frankie Boyle

'Without further ado, I will now choose my favourite microphone.'

"You can't go on because you're 'feeling funny'? In your case it's so rare, make the most of it!"

In an effort to lure a younger generation of sailors the sirens start using autotune.

'Every year was the same. There was always some clown or comedian in Brian's intake of pupils.'

The Gardener's Calendar: Your snowdrops will be looking their best now.

Mic drop

'True but only in practice, not in principle.'

"Surprise!"

Natalie Merchant

International Brotherhood of Audio Engineers: 'Is this thing on?'

'Look at that lunatic...'

Singer projecting her voice through a microphone.

'This is strictly off the record...'

'He'll not be writing any more quick-fire gags now he's crawling along at that speed, eh, Ern?'

"We're replacing you with a drum machine."

'Some gagwriter you turned out to be!'

'Huck me.'