Jaw Dropper Gifts

"Why couldn't you open that wide during the procedure?"

Travelling

Five doors: Push, Pull, Up High, Down Low, Too Slow.

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

Good Dentist ~ Bad Dentist

Children arguing over the name of a fish

Hip-hop cops on stage.

Fumes from furniture

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

"Holly and Michael were growing envious of their son's imaginary friend… Rickey and me are going to the Knicks game with Bruce Springsteen!"

Stage Fright.

Sardines swim in the form of a huge shark.

Boom Box

"I'll check the minutes of the last meeting, but I've got 'September Revolution' pencilled in."

Obscene Hollywood phone call

Early Gurning Centre

Why men hate shopping.

Pharmacist to lady: 'I'm juggling your prescriptions as we speak.'

"Dropping a spoon means a beautiful woman will visit soon."

'You really need to start washing your sock puppets.'

"Oh, yes, we know them. We hate them."

Closing a Suitcase

"Does your tooth still hurt?"

Chiropractor

Car cries out for classical music, while young lad wants to put on loud pumping music.

Snow Shark

'Your teeth are okay, but your gums will have to come out.'

"We're hoping he'll end up on the street - Harley, Downing, Wall..."

"Water circulates in the same direction. Believe me...I've dropped my phone in toilets in both hemispheres."

Bill's life coaching, helping you put the "Great" in Great White Shark.

'Right that's half the Christmas shopping done dear.'

'Make do with those until yours come back.'

'Does it hurt when I do this?'

"Will you need a bag, or will you frantically oscillate between paying and jamming everything into your own tote before the next customer's items start sliding down?"