Gum Dropper Gifts

'Your teeth are okay, but your gums will have to come out.'

Bubble gum leaves

"I make it myself!"

'There's something hauntingly familiar about the bouquet.'

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

Children arguing over the name of a fish

Crop duster wanted.

Hip-hop cops on stage.

Dentist Training School.

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

Nouveau wine

"Let me guess, you fell asleep chewing bubble gum again..."

'Well, if you don't smoke or drink, stop chewing gum!'

'This is where I keep my gum.'

"I always wondered why they called you detectives, 'gum shoes'."

Stage Fright.

"Haven't you ever seen California wine being made before?"

"Why couldn't you open that wide during the procedure?"

"My computer still won't work. It must still hold a grudge from when I punched it in frustration."

A very in tents little girl.

A janitor stomps on, mops up and bottles some grapes to make "Truly Affordable Beaujolais".

Boom Box

'Would you like to try some of our home-made?'

'Wait! Wash my dentures first.'

"Careful...she bites."

Obscene Hollywood phone call

Please Wash Feet Before Returning To Work

'Bear with me, sir -- this is my first night out of the back room.'

'I gave my boyfriend an engagement calendar for his birthday but he didn't take the hint.'

"O.K., I'm going to demonstrate the proper way to lie to me about flossing."

"Dropping a spoon means a beautiful woman will visit soon."