Gum Dropper Gifts

'Your teeth are okay, but your gums will have to come out.'

Bubble gum leaves

"I make it myself!"

'There's something hauntingly familiar about the bouquet.'

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

Children arguing over the name of a fish

Crop duster wanted.

Dentist Training School.

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

Hip-hop cops on stage.

Nouveau wine

'Why is the jacuzzi full of grapes?'

Nicotine Gum

'I'm Anna Nicole Smith. But not THE Anna Nicole Smith!'

"Let me guess, you fell asleep chewing bubble gum again..."

'This is where I keep my gum.'

"I always wondered why they called you detectives, 'gum shoes'."

Stage Fright.

'Well, if you don't smoke or drink, stop chewing gum!'

"Haven't you ever seen California wine being made before?"

"Why couldn't you open that wide during the procedure?"

A very in tents little girl.

"My computer still won't work. It must still hold a grudge from when I punched it in frustration."

Boom Box

'We can only offer you our basic dental plan: this dental floss and a pack of sugar-free gum.'

A janitor stomps on, mops up and bottles some grapes to make "Truly Affordable Beaujolais".

'Would you like to try some of our home-made?'

Obscene Hollywood phone call

"Careful...she bites."

'Wait! Wash my dentures first.'

'Bear with me, sir -- this is my first night out of the back room.'

Please Wash Feet Before Returning To Work

'I gave my boyfriend an engagement calendar for his birthday but he didn't take the hint.'

"O.K., I'm going to demonstrate the proper way to lie to me about flossing."