Name Dropper Gifts

Obscene Hollywood phone call

Children arguing over the name of a fish

Steve found himself on his travels.

Hip-hop cops on stage.

"Actually, Sally, my name isn't Mrs. Santa Claus... It's Barb. I'm not defined by my husband."

Prize vegetables with rude names.

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

"Holly and Michael were growing envious of their son's imaginary friend… Rickey and me are going to the Knicks game with Bruce Springsteen!"

Stage Fright.

"That reminds me of the time Hamlet and I – did I mention I knew Hamlet? – Hamlet and I..."

Boom Box

"Why couldn't you open that wide during the procedure?"

'How come it's always me who has his name taken?'

"In the end we decided to name him PJZK45Mz! So we could remember our computer's password."

"Your favourite and my favourite...whose name escapes me at the moment..."

'I've recently discovered that there's never been a hurricane named after me. See to it that the next one is.'

"Actually, I’m Peg. She’s Jackie."

"Dropping a spoon means a beautiful woman will visit soon."

"I name this child, Lovely, swampy, cars are evil, use public transport, stop the bypass,no to the link road, Fred"

"Not yet ANOTHER flippin' Aaron? How about his biblical brother, Moses?"

"#babygirl...seriously?"

PERSONNEL, 'This is terribly embarrassing -- I've been married so many times, I've forgotten my maiden name.'

"Water circulates in the same direction. Believe me...I've dropped my phone in toilets in both hemispheres."

"We're hoping he'll end up on the street - Harley, Downing, Wall..."

"- And my name is Teresa...Mother Teresa!"

'Your teeth are okay, but your gums will have to come out.'

Car cries out for classical music, while young lad wants to put on loud pumping music.

"We're delighted to have been grown in the same laboratory as dolly the sheep and Ricky Martin..However, why are we all called Kevin?"

'And what kind of parents name a kid 'cheese'.'

'Are you quite sure you want to call him Warren,Mr.and Mrs.Peace?'

With a name like Carmen Monoxide, her dream of working for the EPA would have to remain just that.

'Right that's half the Christmas shopping done dear.'

"I just wish he wouldn't call me Spotty!"

"I don't have kids because after twenty years of teaching there isn't a child's name I can hear that won't give me horrible flash backs."

"You lead an interesting life, Miss Edwards."