Celebrity Name-dropper Pillows

"Holly and Michael were growing envious of their son's imaginary friend… Rickey and me are going to the Knicks game with Bruce Springsteen!"

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

Meanwhile in Hollywood

The americanisation of vulture.

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Little Red Riding Carpet

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

Children arguing over the name of a fish

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

Celebrity Phrenologist.

People leave joke shop with false moustache, nose and glasses marketed as 'the Robert Winston'.

"This lovely song tells of a young, pretty actress, her ups and downs, and how she found happiness after rehab."

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

Live the Dream!

Pop star weather report.

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

"I didn't mean anything by it. I don't know why I said it. I just said it, that's all. Twiggy."

'Take me to Anna Nicole Smith!'

Chihuahua's nightmare: 'There's a sneering voice talking to me: 'You'll get stuffed between a blonde celebrity's breasts till you can't breathe anymore!' Then I wake up bathed in sweat...'

Medusa enjoys a rare night out, incognito.