Celebrity Scooper Pillows

'I was following celebrities long before Twitter. So, anyway, that's how I ended up in here.'

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

Leo McKern

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

"You played yourself in your last picture. Everyone found it unconvincing."

CELEBRITY NEWS TEAM"Now here's Frank Sinatra with the weather."

"I was at a party with SO many famous people, I was the only one there I'd never heard of..!"

'It's very exclusive - if you bump into a celebrity you get a full refund.'

Polar Bear Paparazzi.

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

"Should I as for an autograph? The cow's famous. It was in a Far Side cartoon."

As Seen On TV

"If small stars keep planets in line, what do big stars do?"

Maps of the Human Genome

"Holly and Michael were growing envious of their son's imaginary friend… Rickey and me are going to the Knicks game with Bruce Springsteen!"

Edward Loves Mae Marsh

Fan club

'Hey, isn't that that bloke off the telly?'

Los Angeles 250 Miles

"He loves to give autographs!"

Where Are They Now?