Celebrity Gossiper Pillows

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

Anna Nicole's Baby.

"Not so much as a mention on Wikileaks."

Meanwhile in Hollywood

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

JET (Part I)

Hollywood Breakup

"Remind me - if I'm no longer a footballer, and you're no longer a celebrity. . . why are we here?"

Weditorials

"Dad, has there EVER been a time when James Corden was funny..?"

“So let me get this straight: George Clooney isn’t your leader?”

"I was at a party with SO many famous people, I was the only one there I'd never heard of..!"

Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"

'I'm a has-been celebrity - get me in there!'

Complaints clerk to consumer: A hair in your TV dinner? Maybe it belongs to a celebrity!

Gossip columns: 'And rumour has it that singer, Kelli B is said to be in shock after finding out longtime boyfriend, actor Todd Korfull, has been having an affair with, now get this, KELLI'S agent!! YEEOUCH!...' A column talking

'That's right...his appendix...and it's pure dynamite! Don't you see? It'll be the ultimate insider celebrity memoir!'

Walken On Clouds

'Welcome to Reputation Makeover! Tonight, my team and I will try to repair the tattered reputations of those appearing on other reality shows!'

'We know you are a serious actress..'

'It's very exclusive - if you bump into a celebrity you get a full refund.'

Polar Bear Paparazzi.