Celebrity Scooper T-Shirts

'I was following celebrities long before Twitter. So, anyway, that's how I ended up in here.'

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

Leo McKern

John Barth wrote "Everyone is necessarily the hero of his own life story." That he did, little buddy. But what if a person spends most of his life watching tv, films, Youtube, Instagram, Facebook, etc? What if my -- I mean, this person's -- life story is watching other people's life stories? Does that make other people the hero of this person's story? Sometimes I don't know where I end and Kanye begins. That'd be somewhere around Kim Kardashian.

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

CELEBRITY NEWS TEAM"Now here's Frank Sinatra with the weather."

Meryl Streep

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

"You played yourself in your last picture. Everyone found it unconvincing."

"I was at a party with SO many famous people, I was the only one there I'd never heard of..!"

Viggo Mortensen

Daniel Day Lewis

'It's very exclusive - if you bump into a celebrity you get a full refund.'

Polar Bear Paparazzi.

"It's our latest celebrity scent, it's called Elon Musk. It smells like money!"

"Should I as for an autograph? The cow's famous. It was in a Far Side cartoon."

"If small stars keep planets in line, what do big stars do?"

Kathryn Morris

Emma Watson

As Seen On TV

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

Maps of the Human Genome

Oliver Reed

Fan club

Johnny Depp

'Hey, isn't that that bloke off the telly?'

Los Angeles 250 Miles

"He loves to give autographs!"

Elle Fanning

"Yes, Your Honor, I'm Mr. Brandon, Mr. Shindelbower's attorney, along with his agent and publicist."

Edward Loves Mae Marsh

Where Are They Now?