Noble Name-dropper Pillows

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

Children arguing over the name of a fish

Steve found himself on his travels.

Father changing nappy, "Heir freshener"

"That reminds me of the time Hamlet and I – did I mention I knew Hamlet? – Hamlet and I..."

cayetana de alba

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

"Holly and Michael were growing envious of their son's imaginary friend… Rickey and me are going to the Knicks game with Bruce Springsteen!"

Duchess

Royal Picnic

'I used to have serfs, but I've found that free-range peasants are more efficient.'

'Well it's a ransom, sire, but I wouldn't call it a King's Ransom...'

'Touching.'

'Of course, times have changed. The Earl and Countess now live in that folly!'

"Your favourite and my favourite...whose name escapes me at the moment..."

"It's the price we pay for living an alternative lifestyle."

Obscene Hollywood phone call

'Touch my toes? -- I have servants for that sort of thing!'

God save the Queen.

A House of Lords Reform: 'Please do not take shotguns or dead game into the chamber.'

Countess

The Epsom Derby - An Earl Throwing Sticks at Cocunuts

'I am Prince Fiffleniffle II, my lineage can be traced back 300 years and I am worth millions.'

"We're hoping he'll end up on the street - Harley, Downing, Wall..."

The Royal Masquerade at Somerset House.

"....but it doesn't half get in the way on the bike."

Prince Charles

Although less physically imposing than his famous uncle, Baron von Munchkinhausen was no less formidable.

'I think we got bad directions, my liege.'

Mountain Climber with a Butler

Unknown

'Dashed if I know who they are, either, m'lord!'

He's been impossible ever since his internet search showed he was 163rd in line to the throne