Noble Flair Lover Pillows

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"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

Bad hair day!

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

Cambridge dons eat a banquet outside to prove they only get one chicken each.

Coffee Menu

Why giraffes hate winter

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

'Careful, this used to be hot.'

"Everything I do I do with panache. I even say panache with panache."

Lunch

Waiter thinks drowning man is asking for 5 beers

"We don't have knock-knock jokes on Christmas."

"Let's see, now, that's cappuccino, cappuccino, cappuccino, and cappuccino—right?"

I didn't dress this way to go unnoticed

'A sandwich?'

'You'll grow into it!'

"That banquet was most delicious, and yet now, somehow, once again I feel the pang of hunger.'

'Dulcifying araneids didn't make them any more sapid.'

Royal Picnic

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

"The post-touchdown celebrations are getting out of hand."

'This looks like the work of a surreal killer.'

'I used to have serfs, but I've found that free-range peasants are more efficient.'

Wall St. Café, Happy Hour 24-7.

Accordionist at work and in cafe.

'Touching.'

'Lately I've been feeling the lure of the stage.'

Eat it while it's still £6.50.

God save the Queen.

"It's the price we pay for living an alternative lifestyle."

Everybody tells me to 'get lost' - except for the Inland Revenue.

'Of course, times have changed. The Earl and Countess now live in that folly!'