Phone Dropper T-Shirts

"Water circulates in the same direction. Believe me...I've dropped my phone in toilets in both hemispheres."

Children arguing over the name of a fish

Hip-hop cops on stage.

'Try his land line.'

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

'I'm Anna Nicole Smith. But not THE Anna Nicole Smith!'

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

Stage Fright.

You want tech support. This is mockery and belittlement.

"Holly and Michael were growing envious of their son's imaginary friend… Rickey and me are going to the Knicks game with Bruce Springsteen!"

Bell invents the telephone.

Boom Box

"Why couldn't you open that wide during the procedure?"

"I've traveled billions of light-years and visited countless planets. Earth is the only place I can't get a signal."

'It's for you.'

"In the olden days, people used payphones. Beats me how they took selfies!"

"I'm sorry, but I'm afraid your son just isn't very smart."

"I just pick a new one each season. How else would you get a new Apple?"

Obscene Hollywood phone call

Oh, those are just photos of my first 1,000 kids – I haven't shown you the second 1,000 yet.

'I'm sorry, but I'm not allowed to sell you that smart phone without first verifying your IQ.'

"Ah! It feels so good to check something off my to-do list!"

"I've asked you never to call me during naptime."

'Can he get back to you - he's couch-surfing at the moment.'

"I forgot my phone."

"Dropping a spoon means a beautiful woman will visit soon."

'I though I'd developed tinnitus, then I remembered we still have a landline.'

"We're hoping he'll end up on the street - Harley, Downing, Wall..."

Car cries out for classical music, while young lad wants to put on loud pumping music.

"This whole time we could've been charging our phones."

Selfie sticks growing on trees.

'Your teeth are okay, but your gums will have to come out.'

"Aren't you supposed to get rid of the old mobile, when you buy a new one."

"Oh no. . . I've only got an iphone 46! I feel SO inadequate. . !!!"

'Right that's half the Christmas shopping done dear.'