Phone Addict Humor Pillows

Lost Dog

"You know, there are other emojis."

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"Yes, I'm alone."

'Okay, I'm going to make the phone ring just once, and I want you to refrain from picking up. Bite the towel if you have to.

Modern Narcissism

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

Pizza Delivery Delays

'It's a text from Mike - Sorry I'm L8 B THR in a crrrrassssssh!!! ARRRRGGGHHH....;p'

"Can we wrap this up? Our phones need charging."

"You have reached the Office of Status Quo. Relax. No need to listen carefully. Our menu options never change."

'I won't be taking any more calls today. I threw my phone out the window.'

"The doctor said I've got 'texter's slump'."

"You know, there are also some people who should never have children, hint hint...."

"OMG! The PDA was 2 much. I was lol. . . Oh, sorry Daddy, I'm just so use to texting!"

"Can I call you back? I'm right in the middle of something."

Evolution

'I wish to complain about 'Heavy breathing calls'.'

"Beastly sorry about all these interruptions."

'Sorry, I can't talk now, Mr. Harris, I'm texting right now! I'll take whatever punishment you want to give me.'

"I can't be sure, but I think Dracula is the bat holding the phone."

'Your texting addiction sticks out like a sore thumb.'

'Please hold for an eternity...'

Champagne cork stopping sand in hourglass

You are on hold. Press One for Vivaldi...

'I'm sorry but the manager doesn't like me taking calls at work!'

A frog answers a phone

'Cellulite phone.'

"Hey - it says here that humans used to have these things called 'legs'. Apparently they used these legs to 'walk' to the shops and actually buy stuff in person...!"