Phone Addict Humor Pillows

Lost Dog

"You know, there are other emojis."

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"Yes, I'm alone."

'Okay, I'm going to make the phone ring just once, and I want you to refrain from picking up. Bite the towel if you have to.

Modern Narcissism

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

"You have reached the Office of Status Quo. Relax. No need to listen carefully. Our menu options never change."

Pizza Delivery Delays

"Can we wrap this up? Our phones need charging."

'Would you stop with the Twitter alerts already? I'm standing right behind you.'

'It's a text from Mike - Sorry I'm L8 B THR in a crrrrassssssh!!! ARRRRGGGHHH....;p'

'I won't be taking any more calls today. I threw my phone out the window.'

"You know, there are also some people who should never have children, hint hint...."

"OMG! The PDA was 2 much. I was lol. . . Oh, sorry Daddy, I'm just so use to texting!"

"The doctor said I've got 'texter's slump'."

"Can I call you back? I'm right in the middle of something."

Evolution

'I wish to complain about 'Heavy breathing calls'.'

Gimme a latte, geek. In a sec. I'm watching the end of a tv show on my new cellphone. Look out, Jack! Didn't you just buy a 50-inch plasma?! Is that a man or a tree?

iPhone Senior

He donated his body to social science.

'Sorry, I can't talk now, Mr. Harris, I'm texting right now! I'll take whatever punishment you want to give me.'

"Beastly sorry about all these interruptions."

'Please hold for an eternity...'

The Perils Of Texting While Conducting.

I told you not to text and spin, Simone.

"I can't be sure, but I think Dracula is the bat holding the phone."

'Your texting addiction sticks out like a sore thumb.'

Champagne cork stopping sand in hourglass

'I'm sorry but the manager doesn't like me taking calls at work!'

You are on hold. Press One for Vivaldi...

"Hey - it says here that humans used to have these things called 'legs'. Apparently they used these legs to 'walk' to the shops and actually buy stuff in person...!"

A frog answers a phone