Mobile Phone Humor Pillows

"His brains were fried before he started to use a mobile phone!"

Dawing your Cellphone

"Yes, I'm alone."

'It's a text from Mike - Sorry I'm L8 B THR in a crrrrassssssh!!! ARRRRGGGHHH....;p'

"You have reached the Office of Status Quo. Relax. No need to listen carefully. Our menu options never change."

'I won't be taking any more calls today. I threw my phone out the window.'

"Ooooh....I'm a naughty girl - I've caught a mouse and now I'm just playing with it..."

'I wish to complain about 'Heavy breathing calls'.'

'Please hold for an eternity...'

"Counsel will be advised to not text message the witness."

A dog is embarrassed by his actions when recorded on his owner's mobile phone.

"Hey, Tarzan – no need to yell."

BRINGGGG!, 'I TOLD you to turn off your cell phone!'

'You get all the money and both cars? How is THAT fair?'

"One moment, please, while I put you on character building hold."

'You don't have to worry about using up your minutes.'

'You have reached the Heisenberg Institute. Your call will be answered in random order.'

Ahab's Last Call.

'Betty? I can't come over; I've got prickly heat rash again.'

Lost Dog

'Have I lived here all my life? Not yet!'

'I've got to hang up now, There's someone at the door.'

'It's like caller ID. You get to see who's calling before you pick up.'

'I know you're there, Obama - pick up!'

"How do I get an outside line?"

"I thought what the hell - so I've thrown the mobile in too!"

"I'm trying to get my screen time down to 1 day a day."

"I always carry an empty cardboard box, just incase I have to take a private call."

"Stop after leaving that 85th message. We don't want to sound desperate."

'Billy, you know that my number is on the 'do not call' registry.'