Mobile Phone Humor Pillows

"His brains were fried before he started to use a mobile phone!"

Dawing your Cellphone

"Yes, I'm alone."

'It's a text from Mike - Sorry I'm L8 B THR in a crrrrassssssh!!! ARRRRGGGHHH....;p'

"You have reached the Office of Status Quo. Relax. No need to listen carefully. Our menu options never change."

'I won't be taking any more calls today. I threw my phone out the window.'

"Ooooh....I'm a naughty girl - I've caught a mouse and now I'm just playing with it..."

'I wish to complain about 'Heavy breathing calls'.'

'Please hold for an eternity...'

iPhone Senior

"Counsel will be advised to not text message the witness."

A dog is embarrassed by his actions when recorded on his owner's mobile phone.

Your honor, would you please instruct the witness to stop texting on his cell phone during my cross-examination? I would, but I'm the person he's texting.

"Hey, Tarzan – no need to yell."

BRINGGGG!, 'I TOLD you to turn off your cell phone!'

'You get all the money and both cars? How is THAT fair?'

"One moment, please, while I put you on character building hold."

'You don't have to worry about using up your minutes.'

Open Mike Night presents the comedy stylings of Rudy Park. Did you hear about the guy who was on his old cellphone, ran into a wall and got covered with bricks? He got blackburied! Clap. Hear about the woman distracted while using an iPhone app, walked into a door and falls down. Wound up iprone. Guy talking on an Android phone trips over a crack in the sidewalk … hoo-boy. Disdroid. Boo. Hiss. Were I not texting right now, I'd be so bored.

'You have reached the Heisenberg Institute. Your call will be answered in random order.'

Ahab's Last Call.

'Betty? I can't come over; I've got prickly heat rash again.'

Lost Dog

Willie Nelson, hold music.

'Have I lived here all my life? Not yet!'

'I've got to hang up now, There's someone at the door.'

'It's like caller ID. You get to see who's calling before you pick up.'

'I know you're there, Obama - pick up!'

"How do I get an outside line?"

"I thought what the hell - so I've thrown the mobile in too!"

"I'm trying to get my screen time down to 1 day a day."

"I always carry an empty cardboard box, just incase I have to take a private call."

"Stop after leaving that 85th message. We don't want to sound desperate."

'Billy, you know that my number is on the 'do not call' registry.'

You know how your phone tells you how many missed calls you've had? Well, you can think of this as one of your misplaced calls. ! !