Philosophy Punster Gifts

Pig philosophy class - 'I'm pink, therefore I'm ham'

"I regret believing in reincarnation."

'I think therefore I ham.'

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

Dogs life

K9 Literati

'Out, damned Spot.'

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

'You can't reject my manuscript without due process!'

"Tell me why you think people are out to get you."

"Let's not try to make this symbolic. Of anything."

Mystery of the Poets

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

2B or not 2B

'On Wall Street, both stocks and bonds dropped on news that adversity is good for the soul.'

Bookworm in book, sign reads: 'Tome, Sweet Tome.'

"Sometimes I bark at nothing."

Optometrist Humor

'I had a very unhappy egghood....'

Bitter End

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

'Classic literature for D.I.Y. haters'

Alternative Dickens: Oliver, having received more, requests a doggy bag.

"The real question is do you really need a cracker?"

...Isolated clumps of strange matter pop briefly out of the quantum foam to debate the possible existence of particle physicists.

That's Roderick Sloan, the Alvin Meriwether professor of business administration, and with him is Alvin Meriwether, the Roderick Sloan professor of economics.

"Can you give me some sort of metaphor for how you're feeling?"

'This is what I mean about inadequate interagency cooperation.'

"Norman is an island."

Since you conduct only thought-experiments, we were hoping you would, from time to time, come up with some thought-results.