Philosopher Of Futility Gifts

Looking for a gift for the philosopher of futility? Celebrate life's absurdities with our curated collection of witty, humorous items that reflect the contemplative and often humorous side of pondering futility. Perfect for those who see the humor in life's contradictions and enjoy poking fun at existential questions.

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"So using all those brown coffee filters literally bought me nothing?"

"So using all those brown coffee filters literally bought me nothing?" mockup

"So using all those brown coffee filters literally bought me nothing?"

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"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor." mockup

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

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"Nihilistic customer service"

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"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

"I see you also took the road less travelled!" mockup

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

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"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate." mockup

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

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"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity." mockup

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

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"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!" mockup

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

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"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism." mockup

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

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'You know creativity involves a high tolerance for failure, don't you?'

'You know creativity involves a high tolerance for failure, don't you?' mockup

'You know creativity involves a high tolerance for failure, don't you?'

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"Happy anniversary, Clare. How'd you make it so many years?" "Figured it wasn't worth the prison time."

"Happy anniversary, Clare. How'd you make it so many years?" "Figured it wasn't worth the prison time." mockup

"Happy anniversary, Clare. How'd you make it so many years?" "Figured it wasn't worth the prison time."

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"Whatever doesn't kill me gives me the chance to try new prescriptions."

"Whatever doesn't kill me gives me the chance to try new prescriptions." mockup

"Whatever doesn't kill me gives me the chance to try new prescriptions."

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'Well, you're bankrupt, but look on the bright side -- it only cost you eight dollars per transaction!'

'Well, you're bankrupt, but look on the bright side -- it only cost you eight dollars per transaction!' mockup

'Well, you're bankrupt, but look on the bright side -- it only cost you eight dollars per transaction!'

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"Vous voyez quoi pour l'avenir de l'humanité?"

"Vous voyez quoi pour l'avenir de l'humanité?" mockup

"Vous voyez quoi pour l'avenir de l'humanité?"

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"Sometimes it's good to just pause and reflect on how obscenely rich we are."

"Sometimes it's good to just pause and reflect on how obscenely rich we are." mockup

"Sometimes it's good to just pause and reflect on how obscenely rich we are."

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"I want to tell her I love her and let her know I'm careful with money."

"I want to tell her I love her and let her know I'm careful with money." mockup

"I want to tell her I love her and let her know I'm careful with money."

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'My website? Oh, it was a bit of a one hit wonder.'

'My website? Oh, it was a bit of a one hit wonder.' mockup

'My website? Oh, it was a bit of a one hit wonder.'

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Man with t-shirt: 'I think, therefore I don't vote'

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Man with t-shirt: 'I think, therefore I don't vote'

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An doomsayer stands at a waterfalls' edge.

An doomsayer stands at a waterfalls' edge. mockup

An doomsayer stands at a waterfalls' edge.

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"I think once Qadyn is exposed to other 7-year-old nihilists, he’ll really start to blossom."

"I think once Qadyn is exposed to other 7-year-old nihilists, he’ll really start to blossom." mockup

"I think once Qadyn is exposed to other 7-year-old nihilists, he’ll really start to blossom."

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"What do you want to be when you give up?"

"What do you want to be when you give up?" mockup

"What do you want to be when you give up?"

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"I've half a mind to protest."

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Even if you're the president of a corporation, you're still just the president of a corporation.

Even if you're the president of a corporation, you're still just the president of a corporation. mockup

Even if you're the president of a corporation, you're still just the president of a corporation.

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'Success is buying your experience cheap...And selling at a profit.'

'Success is buying your experience cheap...And selling at a profit.' mockup

'Success is buying your experience cheap...And selling at a profit.'

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'I believe in kizmet and it is our destiny to be friends for life.'

'I believe in kizmet and it is our destiny to be friends for life.' mockup

'I believe in kizmet and it is our destiny to be friends for life.'

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Live, Love, Laugh, Loathe.

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When they said more people were choosing to holiday at home I think they meant in the UK

When they said more people were choosing to holiday at home I think they meant in the UK mockup

When they said more people were choosing to holiday at home I think they meant in the UK

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"I've been voting for the lesser of two evils for decades now, and yet the country still seems to be self-destructing in slow motion."

"I've been voting for the lesser of two evils for decades now, and yet the country still seems to be self-destructing in slow motion." mockup

"I've been voting for the lesser of two evils for decades now, and yet the country still seems to be self-destructing in slow motion."

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'I'm not paying $200 per hour for therapy, so you must be the one who's nuts.'

'I'm not paying $200 per hour for therapy, so you must be the one who's nuts.' mockup

'I'm not paying $200 per hour for therapy, so you must be the one who's nuts.'

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'You can't take it with you so I'm sending it on ahead.'

'You can't take it with you so I'm sending it on ahead.' mockup

'You can't take it with you so I'm sending it on ahead.'

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'I am willing to fail... as long as it's not my fault.'

'I am willing to fail... as long as it's not my fault.' mockup

'I am willing to fail... as long as it's not my fault.'

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Very sad piggy bank

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"Diversification doesn't mean hiding the money under the mattress, the sofa and 2 chairs!"

"Diversification doesn't mean hiding the money under the mattress, the sofa and 2 chairs!" mockup

"Diversification doesn't mean hiding the money under the mattress, the sofa and 2 chairs!"

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Philosopher Of Futility Gifts Collection

Philosopher Of Futility Mugs

Discover our collection of mugs crafted for the philosopher of futility—witty, reflective, and perfect for everyday philosophical musings.

Philosopher Of Futility Pillows

Add a humorous touch to any room with pillows that reflect the playful side of futility—comfort meets wit in every design.

Philosopher Of Futility Prints

Browse our prints that explore the humor in existential questions—perfect for the philosopher of futility's thoughtful space.

Philosopher Of Futility T-Shirts

Find t-shirts that capture the humor and contemplation of futility—ideal for those who enjoy pondering life's contradictions in style.