Philosopher Of Futility Mugs

"So using all those brown coffee filters literally bought me nothing?"

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"Nihilistic customer service"

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

"The good news is it's brightening up..."

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

'You know creativity involves a high tolerance for failure, don't you?'

"Happy anniversary, Clare. How'd you make it so many years?" "Figured it wasn't worth the prison time."

"Whatever doesn't kill me gives me the chance to try new prescriptions."

'Well, you're bankrupt, but look on the bright side -- it only cost you eight dollars per transaction!'

Right now my brother Al is paying a psychiatrist a hundred bucks an hour to hear his troubles, while I'm drinking beer and telling you mine at happy hour prices. Obviously, Al IS the crazy one.

'My website? Oh, it was a bit of a one hit wonder.'

First Attempts: Wright Brothers. Hair-plane.

"I want to tell her I love her and let her know I'm careful with money."

"Vous voyez quoi pour l'avenir de l'humanité?"

Man with t-shirt: 'I think, therefore I don't vote'

"I think once Qadyn is exposed to other 7-year-old nihilists, he’ll really start to blossom."

"Sometimes it's good to just pause and reflect on how obscenely rich we are."

An doomsayer stands at a waterfalls' edge.

"What do you want to be when you give up?"

"I've half a mind to protest."

Live, Love, Laugh, Loathe.

'I'm not paying $200 per hour for therapy, so you must be the one who's nuts.'

When they said more people were choosing to holiday at home I think they meant in the UK

"I've been voting for the lesser of two evils for decades now, and yet the country still seems to be self-destructing in slow motion."

'You can't take it with you so I'm sending it on ahead.'

'Success is buying your experience cheap...And selling at a profit.'

Even if you're the president of a corporation, you're still just the president of a corporation.

'I believe in kizmet and it is our destiny to be friends for life.'

'I am willing to fail... as long as it's not my fault.'

Very sad piggy bank

'If I didn't flunk something every once in a while, how would I ever learn anything?'