Philosopher Of Failures Gifts

Feel good loser. NON WINNER

Hamlet in the craft shop.

Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats.

"They're very time-sensitive."

'You know creativity involves a high tolerance for failure, don't you?'

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

'Well, you're bankrupt, but look on the bright side -- it only cost you eight dollars per transaction!'

"Sometimes it's good to just pause and reflect on how obscenely rich we are."

"I want to tell her I love her and let her know I'm careful with money."

An doomsayer stands at a waterfalls' edge.

"Of course failure is an option; I use it all the time!"

'My website? Oh, it was a bit of a one hit wonder.'

"I've half a mind to protest."

'Violence solves everything...'

Don't sweat the small stuff

When they said more people were choosing to holiday at home I think they meant in the UK

'I'm not paying $200 per hour for therapy, so you must be the one who's nuts.'

'I believe in kizmet and it is our destiny to be friends for life.'

"First me stock split, then my wife ran away with my broker, then my driverless car drove off without me..."

"So using all those brown coffee filters literally bought me nothing?"

'You can't take it with you so I'm sending it on ahead.'

'I am willing to fail... as long as it's not my fault.'

Very sad piggy bank

"I wasn't responsible for those sins."

"Diversification doesn't mean hiding the money under the mattress, the sofa and 2 chairs!"

"By God, you're not a man who's afraid to fail."

"I don't believe you're a minimalist I think you're just mean."

"I resent having to pay for my parents 'baby boomer' pensions, pensions that I'll never be able to afford."

'I need someone who can relate to failure.'

"How come we never go out anymore and spend money we don't have?"

"Why are you typing your own letters?"

"Why would I want an ocean-going yacht when I've got a rocking chair in my front porch?"

'The End is Near'