Futility Philosopher Gifts

Looking for a gift for the futility philosopher who enjoys pondering life's big questions? Our collection combines wit and wisdom, featuring designs that playfully explore existential themes. Whether they're deep in thought or just love a good laugh about life's absurdities, these items are sure to resonate. Gift them a quirky mug, a clever t-shirt, or a thought-provoking print that captures their love of philosophy and humor.

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"I've half a mind to protest."

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"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor." mockup

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

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"Nihilistic customer service"

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"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

"I see you also took the road less travelled!" mockup

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

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"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate." mockup

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

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"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity." mockup

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

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"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!" mockup

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

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Business Sisyphus

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"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism." mockup

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

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'You know creativity involves a high tolerance for failure, don't you?'

'You know creativity involves a high tolerance for failure, don't you?' mockup

'You know creativity involves a high tolerance for failure, don't you?'

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The Best Laid Plans

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'Let me get this straight: you'll answer three questions, but only three questions? No kidding? Boy, is this my lucky day or what?'

'Let me get this straight: you'll answer three questions, but only three questions? No kidding? Boy, is this my lucky day or what?' mockup

'Let me get this straight: you'll answer three questions, but only three questions? No kidding? Boy, is this my lucky day or what?'

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"Whatever doesn't kill me gives me the chance to try new prescriptions."

"Whatever doesn't kill me gives me the chance to try new prescriptions." mockup

"Whatever doesn't kill me gives me the chance to try new prescriptions."

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"Happy anniversary, Clare. How'd you make it so many years?" "Figured it wasn't worth the prison time."

"Happy anniversary, Clare. How'd you make it so many years?" "Figured it wasn't worth the prison time." mockup

"Happy anniversary, Clare. How'd you make it so many years?" "Figured it wasn't worth the prison time."

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'Well, you're bankrupt, but look on the bright side -- it only cost you eight dollars per transaction!'

'Well, you're bankrupt, but look on the bright side -- it only cost you eight dollars per transaction!' mockup

'Well, you're bankrupt, but look on the bright side -- it only cost you eight dollars per transaction!'

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"Vous voyez quoi pour l'avenir de l'humanité?"

"Vous voyez quoi pour l'avenir de l'humanité?" mockup

"Vous voyez quoi pour l'avenir de l'humanité?"

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'My website? Oh, it was a bit of a one hit wonder.'

'My website? Oh, it was a bit of a one hit wonder.' mockup

'My website? Oh, it was a bit of a one hit wonder.'

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Man with t-shirt: 'I think, therefore I don't vote'

Man with t-shirt: 'I think, therefore I don't vote' mockup

Man with t-shirt: 'I think, therefore I don't vote'

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'If fate had been kinder, either of us might be living in the White House.'

'If fate had been kinder, either of us might be living in the White House.' mockup

'If fate had been kinder, either of us might be living in the White House.'

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"I think once Qadyn is exposed to other 7-year-old nihilists, he’ll really start to blossom."

"I think once Qadyn is exposed to other 7-year-old nihilists, he’ll really start to blossom." mockup

"I think once Qadyn is exposed to other 7-year-old nihilists, he’ll really start to blossom."

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"Sometimes it's good to just pause and reflect on how obscenely rich we are."

"Sometimes it's good to just pause and reflect on how obscenely rich we are." mockup

"Sometimes it's good to just pause and reflect on how obscenely rich we are."

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"I want to tell her I love her and let her know I'm careful with money."

"I want to tell her I love her and let her know I'm careful with money." mockup

"I want to tell her I love her and let her know I'm careful with money."

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"What do you want to be when you give up?"

"What do you want to be when you give up?" mockup

"What do you want to be when you give up?"

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'I'm not paying $200 per hour for therapy, so you must be the one who's nuts.'

'I'm not paying $200 per hour for therapy, so you must be the one who's nuts.' mockup

'I'm not paying $200 per hour for therapy, so you must be the one who's nuts.'

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'Success is buying your experience cheap...And selling at a profit.'

'Success is buying your experience cheap...And selling at a profit.' mockup

'Success is buying your experience cheap...And selling at a profit.'

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"First me stock split, then my wife ran away with my broker, then my driverless car drove off without me..."

"First me stock split, then my wife ran away with my broker, then my driverless car drove off without me..." mockup

"First me stock split, then my wife ran away with my broker, then my driverless car drove off without me..."

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When they said more people were choosing to holiday at home I think they meant in the UK

When they said more people were choosing to holiday at home I think they meant in the UK mockup

When they said more people were choosing to holiday at home I think they meant in the UK

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"So using all those brown coffee filters literally bought me nothing?"

"So using all those brown coffee filters literally bought me nothing?" mockup

"So using all those brown coffee filters literally bought me nothing?"

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'I believe in kizmet and it is our destiny to be friends for life.'

'I believe in kizmet and it is our destiny to be friends for life.' mockup

'I believe in kizmet and it is our destiny to be friends for life.'

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Live, Love, Laugh, Loathe.

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"I've been voting for the lesser of two evils for decades now, and yet the country still seems to be self-destructing in slow motion."

"I've been voting for the lesser of two evils for decades now, and yet the country still seems to be self-destructing in slow motion." mockup

"I've been voting for the lesser of two evils for decades now, and yet the country still seems to be self-destructing in slow motion."

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'You can't take it with you so I'm sending it on ahead.'

'You can't take it with you so I'm sending it on ahead.' mockup

'You can't take it with you so I'm sending it on ahead.'

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'I am willing to fail... as long as it's not my fault.'

'I am willing to fail... as long as it's not my fault.' mockup

'I am willing to fail... as long as it's not my fault.'

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Very sad piggy bank

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Futility Philosopher Gifts Collection

Futility Philosopher Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that embrace existential humor and futility philosophy. Discover designs that make daily coffee a moment of reflection or laughter.

Futility Philosopher Pillows

Check out our pillow selection that humorously addresses life's absurdities. Comfortable and clever, ideal for adding philosophical fun to any room.

Futility Philosopher Prints

Find prints that celebrate the humor in futility philosophy. Perfect for inspiring conversations and adding a touch of wit to any space.

Futility Philosopher T-Shirts

Browse our t-shirts featuring witty takes on futility philosophy. Find the perfect shirt for anyone who loves blending humor with existential pondering.