Futility Philosopher Prints

"I've half a mind to protest."

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"Nihilistic customer service"

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

Business Sisyphus

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

'You know creativity involves a high tolerance for failure, don't you?'

The Best Laid Plans

'Let me get this straight: you'll answer three questions, but only three questions? No kidding? Boy, is this my lucky day or what?'

"Whatever doesn't kill me gives me the chance to try new prescriptions."

"Happy anniversary, Clare. How'd you make it so many years?" "Figured it wasn't worth the prison time."

'Well, you're bankrupt, but look on the bright side -- it only cost you eight dollars per transaction!'

"Vous voyez quoi pour l'avenir de l'humanité?"

'My website? Oh, it was a bit of a one hit wonder.'

Man with t-shirt: 'I think, therefore I don't vote'

'If fate had been kinder, either of us might be living in the White House.'

"I think once Qadyn is exposed to other 7-year-old nihilists, he’ll really start to blossom."

"Sometimes it's good to just pause and reflect on how obscenely rich we are."

"I want to tell her I love her and let her know I'm careful with money."

"What do you want to be when you give up?"

'I'm not paying $200 per hour for therapy, so you must be the one who's nuts.'

'Success is buying your experience cheap...And selling at a profit.'

"First me stock split, then my wife ran away with my broker, then my driverless car drove off without me..."

When they said more people were choosing to holiday at home I think they meant in the UK

"So using all those brown coffee filters literally bought me nothing?"

'I believe in kizmet and it is our destiny to be friends for life.'

Live, Love, Laugh, Loathe.

"I've been voting for the lesser of two evils for decades now, and yet the country still seems to be self-destructing in slow motion."

'You can't take it with you so I'm sending it on ahead.'

'I am willing to fail... as long as it's not my fault.'

Very sad piggy bank