Philosopher Of Failures T-Shirts

Feel good loser. NON WINNER

Hamlet in the craft shop.

Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats.

"They're very time-sensitive."

'You know creativity involves a high tolerance for failure, don't you?'

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

'Well, you're bankrupt, but look on the bright side -- it only cost you eight dollars per transaction!'

Right now my brother Al is paying a psychiatrist a hundred bucks an hour to hear his troubles, while I'm drinking beer and telling you mine at happy hour prices. Obviously, Al IS the crazy one.

"Of course failure is an option; I use it all the time!"

"I want to tell her I love her and let her know I'm careful with money."

First Attempts: Wright Brothers. Hair-plane.

An doomsayer stands at a waterfalls' edge.

"Sometimes it's good to just pause and reflect on how obscenely rich we are."

'My website? Oh, it was a bit of a one hit wonder.'

"I've half a mind to protest."

'Violence solves everything...'

'I'm not paying $200 per hour for therapy, so you must be the one who's nuts.'

Don't sweat the small stuff

"First me stock split, then my wife ran away with my broker, then my driverless car drove off without me..."

'You can't take it with you so I'm sending it on ahead.'

When they said more people were choosing to holiday at home I think they meant in the UK

"So using all those brown coffee filters literally bought me nothing?"

'I believe in kizmet and it is our destiny to be friends for life.'

'I am willing to fail... as long as it's not my fault.'

'If I didn't flunk something every once in a while, how would I ever learn anything?'

Very sad piggy bank

"I wasn't responsible for those sins."

"Diversification doesn't mean hiding the money under the mattress, the sofa and 2 chairs!"

"By God, you're not a man who's afraid to fail."

"How come we never go out anymore and spend money we don't have?"

'Uncle, we need to up our prices, sand is getting scarce.'

"I don't believe you're a minimalist I think you're just mean."

"I resent having to pay for my parents 'baby boomer' pensions, pensions that I'll never be able to afford."

'I need someone who can relate to failure.'

"Why are you typing your own letters?"