Failure Philosopher T-Shirts

'You know creativity involves a high tolerance for failure, don't you?'

'I am willing to fail... as long as it's not my fault.'

'If I didn't flunk something every once in a while, how would I ever learn anything?'

"By God, you're not a man who's afraid to fail."

First Attempts: Wright Brothers. Hair-plane.

'My website? Oh, it was a bit of a one hit wonder.'

'I need someone who can relate to failure.'

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"They're very time-sensitive."

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

'Let me get this straight: you'll answer three questions, but only three questions? No kidding? Boy, is this my lucky day or what?'

The Best Laid Plans

'You're lucky. At least you know your troubles aren't psychosomatic!'

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

"I refuse to go down with the ship."

'If fate had been kinder, either of us might be living in the White House.'

"Of course failure is an option; I use it all the time!"

"I've half a mind to protest."

'Violence solves everything...'

Chapter 3. Andrew's scheme backfires.

'Oh, I'm unemployed -- but it's not as exciting as it sounds.'

"So using all those brown coffee filters literally bought me nothing?"

"First me stock split, then my wife ran away with my broker, then my driverless car drove off without me..."

'It was wishful thinking when they called me 'Flash': I've never won a race in my whole life...'

Feel good loser. NON WINNER

"I'm not a fallen angel, precisely, but I have had a few stumbles."

"Well, your numbers seem unlucky - five and seven to run concurrently."

"Hit 'em right after they won the lottery."

"I'm a wunderkind slash flop."

'Of course, the worst may never happen. There is always that chance.'

Dice with death.

Covid Timer

"The prophecy!"

The Graveyard of Ambition.

I was at the right place at the right time, but they decided to make an exception in my case.