Philosopher Friend Gifts

'I know life is a funny thing, but is it funny ha-ha or funny peculiar?'

Skeptic Tank.

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

"Ah, the waiter ... And I was beginning to wonder if we really existed!"

"These brisk fall afternoons remind me of Chekhov, which reminds me of Putin, then Trump, the alt-right, facism, nuclear weapons ... let's go home."

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

"The meaning of life at a glance"

"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."

The Guru is away to negotiate movie rights for his best-selling book, 'Money Won't Make You Happy'."

I told you the King wasn't ready for irony!

"Virginia Woolf meets 'Car Talk.'"

'See that ant, Norm - He is in a world of his own, completely unaware that he is being watched.'

"All of my friends are imaginary."

"There's no point in our being friends if you won't let me fix you."

'Money can't buy friendship.'-'Neither can poverty.'

Rudolf Carnap

'The 20th century wasn't bad, but I preferred the 19th. I'm open minded for the 21st.'

"So, all this talk about appealing to our better angels..."

"Yesterday I got in touch with a childhood friend!"

"Hey - let's not us re-invent wheel."

I was allowed to chew this. But not that

Philosophie.fr Bulletin Board - 1936

"You say that life is suffering, but isn't it also complaining?"

"Yes, I can see where being Wendy's invisible friend all those years, and then her growing up could cause separation anxiety."

'One thing you've got to learn about life...you're not going to make many friends.'

"Careful, Blanch. I think he's up to something."

"They said it couldn't be done – I made a friend as an adult!"

'It was the best of times, it was the worst of times...oh, hell, give me another one!'

'I was afraid of this -- the evolution protocols are just confusing them.'

'Well, so much for the 'no new commandments' pledge!'

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'The animal psychiatrist said don't bother him with dog things- he doesn't know he's a dog!'

'Best friend? I hardly know the man!'

"Funny how you can be friends with somebody for so long but never really know him."