Philosophical Friend Gifts

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

'Money can't buy friendship.'-'Neither can poverty.'

The Guru is away to negotiate movie rights for his best-selling book, 'Money Won't Make You Happy'."

Skeptic Tank.

'Are we there yet? Huh? Have we achieved Nirvana yet? Huh, have we?'

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

Conservative Leadership Renounces Protectionism

"These brisk fall afternoons remind me of Chekhov, which reminds me of Putin, then Trump, the alt-right, facism, nuclear weapons ... let's go home."

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

I told you the King wasn't ready for irony!

"All of my friends are imaginary."

"Virginia Woolf meets 'Car Talk.'"

"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."

"The meaning of life at a glance"

'See that ant, Norm - He is in a world of his own, completely unaware that he is being watched.'

"There's no point in our being friends if you won't let me fix you."

Rudolf Carnap

"So, all this talk about appealing to our better angels..."

I hear you're preaching godlessness, you little heathen. I'm preaching intellectual honesty. There is no proof of a Judeo Christian almighty. You might as well believe in Zeus or the spiritual powers of a raisin scone. Where do you think morality comes from? What do you think is the basis for our civil society? The almighty! All hail the raisin scone! HOJ.

"Yesterday I got in touch with a childhood friend!"

I was allowed to chew this. But not that

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

The Good News about Michael Bloomberg Is That He Won't Bug You

"Hey - let's not us re-invent wheel."

Philosophie.fr Bulletin Board - 1936

'The 20th century wasn't bad, but I preferred the 19th. I'm open minded for the 21st.'

'He's just de-man's-best-friended me.'

"Landscapes are nice but have considered painting still lifes?...maybe apples?"

"You say that life is suffering, but isn't it also complaining?"

"They said it couldn't be done – I made a friend as an adult!"

'One thing you've got to learn about life...you're not going to make many friends.'

"Careful, Blanch. I think he's up to something."

"Yes, I can see where being Wendy's invisible friend all those years, and then her growing up could cause separation anxiety."

Rape of the Lock- The Barge

"Funny how you can be friends with somebody for so long but never really know him."