Philosophical Partner Gifts

Searching for a unique gift for your philosophical partner? Explore our collection of fun and insightful items crafted to honor their love for pondering life's big questions. Perfect for birthdays, anniversaries, or just because! Show your appreciation for their thoughtful mind with gifts that make their philosophical side shine.

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'See that ant, Norm - He is in a world of his own, completely unaware that he is being watched.'

'See that ant, Norm - He is in a world of his own, completely unaware that he is being watched.' mockup

'See that ant, Norm - He is in a world of his own, completely unaware that he is being watched.'

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"So, all this talk about appealing to our better angels..."

"So, all this talk about appealing to our better angels..." mockup

"So, all this talk about appealing to our better angels..."

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Skeptic Tank.

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"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?" mockup

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

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"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating." mockup

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

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Two wheels good, four wheels bad. mockup

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

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'Our relationship would be perfect if it wasn't for you!'

'Our relationship would be perfect if it wasn't for you!' mockup

'Our relationship would be perfect if it wasn't for you!'

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"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."

"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere." mockup

"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."

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The Guru is away to negotiate movie rights for his best-selling book, 'Money Won't Make You Happy'."

The Guru is away to negotiate movie rights for his best-selling book, 'Money Won't Make You Happy'." mockup

The Guru is away to negotiate movie rights for his best-selling book, 'Money Won't Make You Happy'."

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"The meaning of life at a glance" mockup

"The meaning of life at a glance"

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'Why are they called the opposite sex?' mockup

'Why are they called the opposite sex?'

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'Money can't buy friendship.'-'Neither can poverty.'

'Money can't buy friendship.'-'Neither can poverty.' mockup

'Money can't buy friendship.'-'Neither can poverty.'

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'The 20th century wasn't bad, but I preferred the 19th. I'm open minded for the 21st.'

'The 20th century wasn't bad, but I preferred the 19th. I'm open minded for the 21st.' mockup

'The 20th century wasn't bad, but I preferred the 19th. I'm open minded for the 21st.'

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'Women, can't live with 'em, can't live without em.'

'Women, can't live with 'em, can't live without em.' mockup

'Women, can't live with 'em, can't live without em.'

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"Hey - let's not us re-invent wheel." mockup

"Hey - let's not us re-invent wheel."

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"You say that life is suffering, but isn't it also complaining?"

"You say that life is suffering, but isn't it also complaining?" mockup

"You say that life is suffering, but isn't it also complaining?"

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"Sorry Peter, but you're just not evolving quickly enough."

"Sorry Peter, but you're just not evolving quickly enough." mockup

"Sorry Peter, but you're just not evolving quickly enough."

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'It was a lot easier to keep an eye on things before the bang. Everything was all in one place then.'

'It was a lot easier to keep an eye on things before the bang. Everything was all in one place then.' mockup

'It was a lot easier to keep an eye on things before the bang. Everything was all in one place then.'

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Respected cartoon couple, Elmo and Merle Blinkwhistle, take a little time out each day to gather their thoughts.

Respected cartoon couple, Elmo and Merle Blinkwhistle, take a little time out each day to gather their thoughts. mockup

Respected cartoon couple, Elmo and Merle Blinkwhistle, take a little time out each day to gather their thoughts.

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"To quote my broker, 'Past results are no guarantee of future performance.'"

"To quote my broker, 'Past results are no guarantee of future performance.'" mockup

"To quote my broker, 'Past results are no guarantee of future performance.'"

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"Possible side effects include disharmony, lack of oneness, and blurred third-eye vision."

"Possible side effects include disharmony, lack of oneness, and blurred third-eye vision." mockup

"Possible side effects include disharmony, lack of oneness, and blurred third-eye vision."

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'I pursued the ol' M-R-S degree, with a concentration in all of his shortcomings.'

'I pursued the ol' M-R-S degree, with a concentration in all of his shortcomings.' mockup

'I pursued the ol' M-R-S degree, with a concentration in all of his shortcomings.'

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'I was afraid of this -- the evolution protocols are just confusing them.'

'I was afraid of this -- the evolution protocols are just confusing them.' mockup

'I was afraid of this -- the evolution protocols are just confusing them.'

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'What is worse: The fear of having a bad time. . . or the fear of having a good time?'

'What is worse: The fear of having a bad time. . . or the fear of having a good time?' mockup

'What is worse: The fear of having a bad time. . . or the fear of having a good time?'

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'Well, so much for the 'no new commandments' pledge!'

'Well, so much for the 'no new commandments' pledge!' mockup

'Well, so much for the 'no new commandments' pledge!'

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'Actually I'm looking for a less meaningful relationship. I didn't understand the last one!'

'Actually I'm looking for a less meaningful relationship. I didn't understand the last one!' mockup

'Actually I'm looking for a less meaningful relationship. I didn't understand the last one!'

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Colin knew things were going well when he saw his date trying to make him jealous

Colin knew things were going well when he saw his date trying to make him jealous mockup

Colin knew things were going well when he saw his date trying to make him jealous

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'Hey, don't look at me -- I was AGAINST free will.'

'Hey, don't look at me -- I was AGAINST free will.' mockup

'Hey, don't look at me -- I was AGAINST free will.'

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'Relax, I just wanted to know if you wanted to break for lunch.'

'Relax, I just wanted to know if you wanted to break for lunch.' mockup

'Relax, I just wanted to know if you wanted to break for lunch.'

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Hells singles

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"Alright, I'll admit it. I never have cleansed my palate of Charlene."

"Alright, I'll admit it. I never have cleansed my palate of Charlene." mockup

"Alright, I'll admit it. I never have cleansed my palate of Charlene."

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People who ghosted me

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Cartesian Chopped Liver

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'Diogenes - I'm appointing you to form an ethics committee.'

'Diogenes - I'm appointing you to form an ethics committee.' mockup

'Diogenes - I'm appointing you to form an ethics committee.'

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Philosophical Partner Gifts Collection

Philosophical Partner Mugs

Looking for more thoughtful mugs? Our collection celebrates philosophical humor and wisdom, perfect for your contemplative partner.

Philosophical Partner Pillows

Add some wisdom and humor to their space with pillows featuring clever quotes and philosophical themes.

Philosophical Partner Prints

Decorate their space with prints that capture the essence of philosophy, wit, and love—ideal for any reflective partner.

Philosophical Partner T-Shirts

Discover witty and insightful t-shirts designed for your philosophical partner to wear and share their love for deep thoughts.