Philosopher's Companion Gifts

"I could cry when I think of the years I wasted accumulating money, only to learn that my cheerful disposition is genetic."

"Happiness is knowing what you've got."

"Why can't you just fetch and beg like a normal dog?"

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

Corporate departments as a metaphor for growing up.

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

"Moulting"

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

Scurile travels

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

'Isn't that wonderful? We both suffer from intellectual angst!'

"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."

"Today's sermon will be followed immediately by a rebuttal from the opposition."

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

'Have you been working out?'

'The Meaning of Life? -- you don't have a bad ticker, do you?'

Professor McWit, crushed by an avalanche of Philosophy 101 texts, proves again that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

Head full of Books.

The sad case of the blind-men and the elephant.

"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

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'See that ant, Norm - He is in a world of his own, completely unaware that he is being watched.'

The Guru is away to negotiate movie rights for his best-selling book, 'Money Won't Make You Happy'."

"The meaning of life at a glance"

'Why are they called the opposite sex?'