Philosopher's Companion Gifts

"I could cry when I think of the years I wasted accumulating money, only to learn that my cheerful disposition is genetic."

"Happiness is knowing what you've got."

"Why can't you just fetch and beg like a normal dog?"

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

Corporate departments as a metaphor for growing up.

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"Moulting"

Remember, it's about the journey, not the destination. But sure, I'll keep an eye out for a rest area.

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

Conference on the Control of Time and Space. Left to Right: Isaac Newton, Aristotle, HG Wells, Ptolemy,Isaac Asimov, Albert Einstein, Galileo, Copernicus.

Scurile travels

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

'Isn't that wonderful? We both suffer from intellectual angst!'

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."

"Today's sermon will be followed immediately by a rebuttal from the opposition."

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

'The Meaning of Life? -- you don't have a bad ticker, do you?'

'Have you been working out?'

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

Professor McWit, crushed by an avalanche of Philosophy 101 texts, proves again that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.

"If Marcus Aurelius himself were standing here today, I'm sure he would agree this suit reflects perfectly your stoic sensibilities."

Head full of Books.

The sad case of the blind-men and the elephant.

Bookski Inc. Das Kapital. Sorry, Mister Marz, but we can't give you a big advance just because you need it.

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

The Guru is away to negotiate movie rights for his best-selling book, 'Money Won't Make You Happy'."

"The meaning of life at a glance"

Pixie Dust $2.00 A Handfull

I told you the King wasn't ready for irony!