Philosopher's Confidant Gifts

Finding the perfect gift for someone who is a true confidant to philosophers? Explore our collection of clever and insightful items designed to honor intellectual curiosity, profound dialogues, and a love for all things philosophical. Whether they’re a deep thinker or a curious mind, our products are crafted to spark curiosity and evoke meaningful conversations.

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A man goes to see a guru who is contemplating suicide.

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A man goes to see a guru who is contemplating suicide.

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"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?" mockup

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

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'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?' mockup

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

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Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

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Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

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'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.' mockup

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

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'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

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'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

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"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity." mockup

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

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'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

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'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

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'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

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'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

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'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.' mockup

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

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Time for tea and friendship.

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"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

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"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

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"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?" mockup

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

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Et in Arcadia Ego

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That feeling when you know the preacher is talking directly to you.

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That feeling when you know the preacher is talking directly to you.

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Free speech isn't cheap!

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'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?' mockup

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

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"Nihilistic customer service"

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"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

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"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

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"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

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