Philosophical Duo Gifts

Respected cartoon couple, Elmo and Merle Blinkwhistle, take a little time out each day to gather their thoughts.

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

Skeptic Tank.

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

'Our relationship would be perfect if it wasn't for you!'

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

'See that ant, Norm - He is in a world of his own, completely unaware that he is being watched.'

"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."

The Guru is away to negotiate movie rights for his best-selling book, 'Money Won't Make You Happy'."

"I always say; 'You don't need to spend a lot of money to have a good time on a first date."

'Money can't buy friendship.'-'Neither can poverty.'

The Old Woman in the shoe questions her decision to spend her empty-nest years in a condo at a ski resort.'

"So, all this talk about appealing to our better angels..."

"Mind if I tweak it?"

"They're both in telemarketing."

"Try staying in the same dimension as everyone else."

'Is this really where we wanted to be at this stage of our lives?'

A New Development in the war between the Sexes: Guilt Seeking Missile

'Well, so much for the 'no new commandments' pledge!'

"Our marriage is like the Middle East conflict combined with North and South Korea."

"The hive mind has reached a consensus about 'Wolverine'."

'I pursued the ol' M-R-S degree, with a concentration in all of his shortcomings.'

"HELP! - I'm trapped in a dumbed-down medium..!!"

'...and she's always trying to make me look small.'

Zen Bowling.

"According to this not only are we lost but in one way or another we've always been lost."

'If the gods wanted us to walk upright, they wouldn't have given us calluses on our knuckles.'

Historians' Tiff

"Why before I make myself a fool because I don't know which wine goes with which meat I left the meat aside!"

"Of course I want your opinion... that's why I told you what it was."