Philadelphia Fanatic Gifts

Wrap it in bubbles We don't have time for your stupid games, Fenwick We need to get this thing shipped to Philly,,, Now

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

Friday

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Alternative fielding positions

Science fiction fans on other planets

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

Baseball Fantasy League Draft. 27 Trout. Everybody wants that rare player who can do it all on their team. Yeah, a player that hits for average and hits for power! Who is also terrific with a glove and has a strong throwing arm. All along with having great speed! Excuse me, I just don't understand it. Why are you always making such a big deal over a five-tool player?!

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

'Stop! Don't try to move him until we get his insurance information!'

"Well, dad. . . when I was a kid I got in trouble for trampling on the lawn or for beating up others. . . today, I get a lot of money for it!"

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

Ref shows footballer green card.

"Do you think my followers will mind of 'Martin's Theory of Everything' ends after just three installments?"

Striker Aims for the Wrong Goal

Super Bowl 2012: The NFL finds a way to appease displaced ticket holders.

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

"I want you to meet these guys-they've got the hottest new stupid thing on the Internet."

"Your grass looks great."

"This new NFL video is great! It factors in the strength of each team's offense, defense, special teams and legal teams."

'Hurry, hurry! What's he saying?'

"Sweetie, I know we missed Princesses on Ice, but I'm going to make it up to you."

The End Of The Week Is Coming!

'The sports seasons never end, now with all his fantasy leagues.'

Hi! Frank and Ernie, here, with the clock running down on another Superbowl! It's been a wild affair! I'll say! The seals and penguins kept starting the wave! And the zebras were throwing flags all over the place!...The Kangaroo kept jumping offsides and the octopus was called for holding. Eight times! And all on the same play! But no question the game's MVP is the electric eel...thirty-two carries and nobody touched him once! It was shocking!

"This was the best school day of the week!"