Pharmacy Humor Lover Gifts

The pharmacy sign.

"Is aspirin good for rigor mortis?"

"That new drug causes flatulence."

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'Time for your pills.'

The importance of paying attention in med school.

"We can give you enough medication to alleviate the pain, but not enough to make it fun."

There aren't any serious side effects — just an occasional Elvis sighting.

"Norton! Put that back at once!"

'Like I said - It's non invasive surgery.'

'You need some stress.'

"I've heard that your medication can grow extra nipples, but I wouldn't worry about that if I were you..."

Flu Drugs.

Relax, I'm just here to pick up a prescription.

Pharmaco. He writes drug side effect warnings. Ah, a health scare provider.

Flyingdoctor's receptionist.

"... And who asked for your opinion, I'd like to know?!"

Medical Supplies

Fish swimming around inside drip.

'If a hacker steals all my information from my health records do they keep my health problems too?'

Calm down...this is for your own good.

Death Waits Behind the Doctor.

Patient can't find help at doctor office window because of awards.

Sea of Tranquillity

'I'm referring you to a specialist.'

"Are you sure you're here about your throat?"

"Oh darn, there it is right there: side effects may include squid head."

'Who was that masked man? I never got the chance to thank him!'

'You'd better stick with blurry eyes, anxiety attacks and hallucinations, because he drug prescription, I'd give,shows even greater side effects!'

"We've stopped arm wrestling in case we needed an ambulance."

'Side effects may include loss of appetite, job, home and family.'

"Trust me I'm a Doctor."

'Judging from the chart, I'd say someone has a crush on their nurse...'

Oh, good - Looks like the doctor's in.

"Do you carry generic placebos?"