Pharmacy Humor Lover Mugs

The pharmacy sign.

"Is aspirin good for rigor mortis?"

"That new drug causes flatulence."

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'Time for your pills.'

The importance of paying attention in med school.

"We can give you enough medication to alleviate the pain, but not enough to make it fun."

"Norton! Put that back at once!"

'Like I said - It's non invasive surgery.'

'You need some stress.'

"I've heard that your medication can grow extra nipples, but I wouldn't worry about that if I were you..."

Medical Supplies

"... And who asked for your opinion, I'd like to know?!"

Relax, I'm just here to pick up a prescription.

Fish swimming around inside drip.

Flyingdoctor's receptionist.

Flu Drugs.

'If a hacker steals all my information from my health records do they keep my health problems too?'

Calm down...this is for your own good.

Death Waits Behind the Doctor.

Patient can't find help at doctor office window because of awards.

'Who was that masked man? I never got the chance to thank him!'

Sea of Tranquillity

"We've stopped arm wrestling in case we needed an ambulance."

'I'm referring you to a specialist.'

"Are you sure you're here about your throat?"

"Oh darn, there it is right there: side effects may include squid head."

'You'd better stick with blurry eyes, anxiety attacks and hallucinations, because he drug prescription, I'd give,shows even greater side effects!'

'Side effects may include loss of appetite, job, home and family.'

"Trust me I'm a Doctor."

'Judging from the chart, I'd say someone has a crush on their nurse...'

"Do you carry generic placebos?"

Oh, good - Looks like the doctor's in.

"I'm telling you, Hutchins. It's 'Feed a fever. Starve a cold.'"

'I've never seen a worse case of sillycosis!'