Pet Squabbler Gifts

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

'Fetch.'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

Biofelineism

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

'Super Dog'

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

'You're doing that just to bug me, aren't you?'

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

he used to belong to a cartoonist

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"Now I'm sure that, at this point, you're wondering HOW I can remove the anal sacs..."

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

"That was the pet store, dear - they want to know if you've noticed any minor flashes of aggression in Joey since starting the steroid bird feed?"

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

'And this is scraps.'

'If you don't notice an improvement after a few weeks, we can try a different cone.'

Pet Pony

K9 Literati.

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

'Hey Joe!...Me? Oh,nothing much,just out walking the fish.And you?...'

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

"I think what he's trying to tell you, dear, is that he doesn't quite care for the cheaper dog food!"

'Could we go in ahead of you? His tranquilizer is wearing off.'

"It's just until he gets over his laryngitis."

'Last year's 'Bring your pet to work day' turned out very well.'