Pet Psychology Pillows

'Your anger towards us can't be healthy, so we hope this intervention helps.'

"Sorry, boy. You’re dead to me now."

"I have to go out and I hate to leave her all alone in the house — she looks anxious..." "He's going out again and I can't go. He'll be out there with total strangers — he looks worried..."

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

"You're my everything." "You're my world." "You're my can opener."

'I'm sure they don't think you're really a bad kitty...just a kitty that sometimes does bad things.'

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

Licensed Therapist

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

Dog Nightmares

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

Cats = Zen, Dogs = Men

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

"I can’t believe you’re doing this! I have abandonment issues! Abandonment issues!!!"

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

"Meow."

"I see you, I see a vet, you're sore for weeks afterwards."

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

"Would you mind moving to your doggy bed? I'd like to sit in my chair. I know you can hear me. Your book is upside down."

"Actually I never loved you."

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."

'I suppose this means you won't be fetching my slippers anymore.'

"Mi chiamano Mimi, il perche non so. Sola, mi fo il pranzo da me stessa."

'I've just realised where we went wrong.'

"I need a hip replacement but I believe they're looking at a dog replacement."

'A common problem - we all give them our undivided love and devotion.'

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...