Pet Psychology Gifts

'Your anger towards us can't be healthy, so we hope this intervention helps.'

"Sorry, boy. You’re dead to me now."

"I have to go out and I hate to leave her all alone in the house — she looks anxious..." "He's going out again and I can't go. He'll be out there with total strangers — he looks worried..."

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

"You're my everything." "You're my world." "You're my can opener."

'I'm sure they don't think you're really a bad kitty...just a kitty that sometimes does bad things.'

Licensed Therapist

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

"I can’t believe you’re doing this! I have abandonment issues! Abandonment issues!!!"

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

"Meow."

"I see you, I see a vet, you're sore for weeks afterwards."

'A common problem - we all give them our undivided love and devotion.'

"I need a hip replacement but I believe they're looking at a dog replacement."

"Actually I never loved you."

'I've just realised where we went wrong.'

'I suppose this means you won't be fetching my slippers anymore.'

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

"Mi chiamano Mimi, il perche non so. Sola, mi fo il pranzo da me stessa."

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

"Would you mind moving to your doggy bed? I'd like to sit in my chair. I know you can hear me. Your book is upside down."

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."

I hear you, man. Look, if you need anything, my door is always open.

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

'Yes, you were abandoned. But then I adopted you. Why are you still taking it out on my couch?'