Psychology Of Pets Gifts

"I know, isn’t it funny how people and their pets start to look alike?"

Licensed Therapist

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

Dog Nightmares

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

Cats = Zen, Dogs = Men

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

"Meow."

"I see you, I see a vet, you're sore for weeks afterwards."

"Mi chiamano Mimi, il perche non so. Sola, mi fo il pranzo da me stessa."

'I've just realised where we went wrong.'

"I need a hip replacement but I believe they're looking at a dog replacement."

"Actually I never loved you."

'A common problem - we all give them our undivided love and devotion.'

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

"Would you mind moving to your doggy bed? I'd like to sit in my chair. I know you can hear me. Your book is upside down."

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

'I'm sure they don't think you're really a bad kitty...just a kitty that sometimes does bad things.'

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

'I suppose this means you won't be fetching my slippers anymore.'

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

I hear you, man. Look, if you need anything, my door is always open.

The brain of a dog.

'Yes, you were abandoned. But then I adopted you. Why are you still taking it out on my couch?'

'How long have you had this obsessive hatred of cats?'

Dog to dog: 'I hate the way pointers are always blaming somebody else.'

"Putting him on a diet was easy. Just hide a pill in his food and he'll never touch it."

"It's her first snowman."