Psychology Of Pets Buff Gifts

Passive-aggressive Cat

Licensed Therapist

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

Dog Nightmares

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

Cats = Zen, Dogs = Men

What does aloof mean?

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

Robot walking pet robot

Shepherd, Herder, Hunter, Thinker.

"Meow."

"I see you, I see a vet, you're sore for weeks afterwards."

"I need a hip replacement but I believe they're looking at a dog replacement."

"Doc, can you make my bite worse than my bark? You see there's this cat . . ."

'I'm sure they don't think you're really a bad kitty...just a kitty that sometimes does bad things.'

Welcome to pet obedience school. We're going to have fun and get these darlings into shape. Obey-Wan-Ken

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

'A common problem - we all give them our undivided love and devotion.'

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

"Actually I never loved you."

"So tell me more about the dog sitter."

"Would you mind moving to your doggy bed? I'd like to sit in my chair. I know you can hear me. Your book is upside down."

'I've just realised where we went wrong.'

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

"Mi chiamano Mimi, il perche non so. Sola, mi fo il pranzo da me stessa."

'I suppose this means you won't be fetching my slippers anymore.'

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

I hear you, man. Look, if you need anything, my door is always open.