Pet Psychology Lover Pillows

Guide to Anthropomorphism.

"I have to go out for a few hours, and don't give me any attitude about it."

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Licensed Therapist

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

"First date hairball... awkward."

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Desert Island BBQ

'Works every time.'

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

Mixed Doubles.

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"I hate it when we fight."

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'